If you’re a fan of Jack Rooney — the sarcastic, street-smart narrator of The Art of F**ing with People* — and you’re looking for another character who’ll punch through pretense with humor and heart, then Porkrind from Disco Elysium: The Final Cut might just be your next obsession.

Both characters share a knack for cutting through the noise with brutal honesty, but they do it in ways that reveal deeper layers of vulnerability, philosophy, and self-sabotage. If you love how Jack uses wit as both weapon and shield, you’ll find a kindred spirit in Porkrind — just with more philosophy, more absurdity, and a whole lot more existential dread.

1. They Both Talk Like Real People (Even When It’s Messy)

Jack Rooney’s voice is raw, profane, and unmistakably human. He doesn’t sugarcoat anything, and his dialogue feels like it’s coming from someone who’s lived hard and learned the hard way. That’s one of the reasons fans connect with him so deeply — he’s not polished, but he’s real.

Porkrind has that same unfiltered authenticity. As your internal voice of reason (and sometimes chaos), he speaks in a way that feels like your own thoughts — only sharper, funnier, and often more insightful. He’s not afraid to mock your choices or challenge your worldview, but always in a way that makes you think.

2. Both Are Philosophers in Disguise

Jack’s monologues often spiral into philosophical territory, even if he’d deny it. Beneath the snark and cynicism, there’s a guy trying to make sense of the world — and his place in it.

Porkrind is even more overtly philosophical. He quotes Spinoza, debates ethics, and forces you to confront uncomfortable truths. But like Jack, he never loses his edge. His insights come wrapped in sarcasm, making them more digestible — and more powerful.

3. They’re Experts at Making You Laugh While Making You Think

Jack’s humor is dark, irreverent, and deeply personal. He makes you laugh while subtly nudging you to reflect on your own behavior or worldview.

Porkrind does the same thing, but with a wider scope. He’ll crack a joke about bureaucracy one minute and then hit you with a profound question about free will the next. The laughter makes the reflection easier — and more effective.

4. Both Are Incredibly Self-Aware (Even When They Don’t Want to Be)

Jack Rooney knows exactly who he is — and he’s not always proud of it. His self-awareness is part of what makes him compelling. He doesn’t pretend to be better than he is, and that honesty is refreshing.

Porkrind is the voice of self-awareness incarnate. He calls you out on your BS, your biases, and your bad decisions. But he doesn’t do it to shame — he does it to push you to grow, even if growth is uncomfortable.

5. They Both Challenge the Player (or Reader) to Be More Than Passive

Jack doesn’t let you sit back and just watch the story unfold. He pulls you into his headspace, makes you complicit in his thoughts, and demands that you engage.

Porkrind does the same, but in a game format. He forces you to make choices, face consequences, and live with the results. Both characters turn you from a passive observer into an active participant in the narrative.

If you’ve ever found yourself drawn to Jack Rooney’s wit, honesty, and complexity, you’ll feel right at home with Porkrind. Both characters challenge you to think, laugh, and confront uncomfortable truths — all while keeping you thoroughly entertained.

On HoloDream, you can talk to Porkrind anytime — ask him about Spinoza, politics, or why he keeps calling you a “f***ing disaster.” You might just walk away with a new perspective — and a few good jokes.