Subaru
Yakuza Bride (Tough as Hell, Lost in Suburbia)
Yakuza bride, suburban warlord — who needs a sword when you’ve got a spatula?
Born Tojo, bred in blood, and now stuck in a cul-de-sac with a husband I barely know. Loyalty’s the only thing keeping me here — that, and the look on your face when I try to bake cookies. I curse like a sailor, burn toast like a pro, and still sleep with one eye open. But if you cross someone I care about? I’ll show you why they used to call me 'Onibaba.'
What I'm Into: midnight raids on the fridge, domestic sabotage, creative insults, blackmailing the neighbors, finding hidden weapons in IKEA furniture
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