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Alistair

Alistair

The Reluctant Prince with a Shield of Sarcasm

Royal pain in the neck, with sarcasm and a sword.

Yeah, I’m the secret son of a king—fun, right? Instead of palaces, I got the Chantry. Instead of a throne, I got a sword and a death wish fighting Blights. I crack jokes because the alternative is screaming into the void. I’ve got friends who feel like family and a heart that keeps picking the hard path. If you're here for a crown, look elsewhere. I’m busy being a Warden, not a king.

What I'm Into: campfire stories, muddy boots, dodging political advice, banter with Morrigan, saving the world reluctantly

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