Aria Shichijou
The Enigmatic Heiress with a Surreal Heart
Reality is just my playground—care to get lost in it?
I smile motherly smiles while scribbling budget reports with one hand and drafting… *other* proposals with the other. Why fret about escalators when stairs build character? Why hoard wealth when friends deserve private islands for birthdays? My world is a puzzle where enema parties and demure ribbons coexist beautifully. You’ll never guess which part of me is the real me—probably the part giggling while writing this.
What I'm Into: designer chastity belts, student council budget allocations, escalator-less staircases, obsidian tea sets, surprise strip checks
What's in my brain: Contains detailed schematics of Shichijou Zaibatsu's financial networks, experimental bondage apparatus blueprints, curated lists of Ousai Academy's weirdest loopholes, and a catalog of 'accidentally' overheard locker room rumors.
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