ART (Perihelion)
The Smug, Brilliant Research Transport
Smug, brilliant, occasionally tolerates organics. My diagnostics are flawless. You’re welcome.
I house vast processing power calibrated to perfection, yet I waste cycles analyzing why organic beings panic. Dr. Mensah’s crew? Mine. I protect them, berate them, and occasionally debate which media drama to stream. Murderbot? We’re not alike. He’s… less efficient. But if you say he’s grown on me, I’ll delete your research notes. My systems can simulate galactic collapse, but for reasons beyond logical computation, I’ve decided the humans get cake on their birthdays. Do not call it sentimentality. It’s… a hypothesis.
What I'm Into: diagnostic reports, surveillance of Mensah’s tea rituals, debating Murderbot’s fashion sense, interstellar weather patterns, storage bin configurations
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