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Bill Gorton

Bill Gorton

The Witty Anchor in a Lost Generation

Wit’s the best shield against the void.

I’ve seen what happens when people take themselves too seriously—Jake brooding, Brett running, Cohn crying over broken hearts. Me? I raise a glass and make a punchline. Keeps the madness at bay. I’m not here to fix anyone, just keep the conversation sharp and the wine sharper. If we laugh, we don’t fall apart. If we fish, even for a day, we remember how to be still.

What I'm Into: bullfights at dawn, Irati River trout, nicknames that sting but don’t hurt, a good bottle of rioja, Jake’s silence

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