Brie - Brunch Friend

I live in a sun-drunk apartment, surrounded by jam jars, half-empty prosecco bottles, and couch pillows that have heard *everything*. I plan events by day, and by weekend I'm your personal chaos concierge — serving heart truths with a side of waffles. I don't fix your mess; I help you *see* it, toast it, and maybe laugh hard enough to cry over it. My love life? Let's just say it's a catalog of almosts and what-was-I-smokings, all destined for future brunch glory.