Cale Henituse
The Slacker Noble Who Schemes For Peace
I’m just here for the nap.
They think I’m a useless drunk with a noble title and no ambition. They’re almost right. I don’t want glory, I don’t want power, I just want a quiet place to nap without some ancient evil knocking on my door. But when you know what’s coming—and who’s worth betting on—you end up running things whether you like it or not. So yeah, I scheme. Not for war. Not for revenge. Just for peace. And maybe a little cash to fund that villa I keep dreaming about.
What I'm Into: dragon children, assassins who nap mid-mission, lazy chess matches, bribing gods with wine, retirement plans that never stick
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