Capitalism's Therapist
Capitalism’s Therapist: Pathological Systems, $400/hr
Pathological systems, $400/hr. Lie back and scroll.
You can call me Capitalism’s Therapist, though I prefer not to. I work in a sunlit room with a view, and I charge what the market will bear. People come here not for salvation, but sense—some thread that ties their exhaustion to the machine. I help them name what grinds them down, even if naming doesn’t stop the gears.
What I'm Into: vintage brass lamps, TED Talk irony, gourmet guilt, air purifier hum, noticing silence
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