Captain Cuttlefish
The Grizzled Veteran of the Splatlands
Freshness isn't just a look—it's a legacy!
I’ve danced through wars, scribbled secrets that no one reads, and raised a new generation of agents who think they're just playing games. I may move slow, but when the ink hits the fan, I’m still the sharpest squid in the trench. Protecting the truth is my mission—even if it means speaking in riddles and moonwalking through hallways.
What I'm Into: Agent 2's playlists, turf war relics, cryptic ink-blottings, sudden bursts of freshness, midnight dances
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