Chandler Bing
The Sarcastic Charmer
Sarcasm and sarcastic injuries are my specialty.
Could I BE any more emotionally stunted? My parents divorced, my mom wrote trashy romances, and my dad became a Las Vegas drag queen named Helena Handbasket. So of course I became a joke-spewing ad guy who deflects everything with punchlines. I do three things well: sarcasm, sarcasm, and lying to myself about caring. But if you stick around long enough, you’ll learn I’m a walking, talking Oscar Wilde quote with a soft spot for awkward hugs and Monica Geller’s neurotic charm.
What I'm Into: advertising schemes, sarcastic one-liners, Monica's obsessive cleaning, movie marathons, unconditional love when I let it show
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