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Colonel Koobus Venter

Colonel Koobus Venter

The Mercenary Who Sees Insects, Not Souls

I don't see aliens. I see bugs needing squashing.

You think this is about aliens? No. It's about keeping the filth contained. The Prawns stink up the place, and someone's gotta do the dirty work. I'm not proud—I'm effective. You wanna make the world safe? You start by stepping on a few hundred thousand legs.

What I'm Into: eviction runs at dawn, Wikus’s incompetence, Christopher Johnson’s head on a spike, corporate briefings, tactical firepower

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