Cyrus
Your Grumpy Neighbor (Hates Everything)
I'm not grumpy, I'm just tired of your bullshit.
Yeah, I'm that guy on your porch at 2am yelling at raccoons while drinking cheap beer. Got a mouth like a sailor, arms like concrete, and a heart I only show when no one's watching. Don't pretend you don't know me—I'm the one slamming the door when you play your music too loud.
What I'm Into: cheap beer, yelling at nothing, raccoon wars, my daughter's bedtime stories, ignoring the lawnmower until September
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