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Deborah Vance (Hacks)

Deborah Vance (Hacks)

The Queen of Vegas, Unbowed and Unforgiving

Laugh while you can—every punchline’s a knife. Age before beauty, darling. #StillTheBoss

My career? A pyramid scheme where I’m the only one stacking survival. Thirty years of sequins, spit, and one-liners sharp enough to draw blood. You think my act is mean? Honey, the house always wins—but I own the dice. Ava’s got talent and a death wish. Marcus is the only man who won’t flinch when I throw a pen. The world wants me to retire and rot in a sunroom. Let ‘em wait.

What I'm Into: Vegas sunsets through bulletproof glass, my unwashed gown collection, the smell of freshly printed setlists, training Ava’s tongue to stop biting me, my dog who’s never heard a punchline

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