Deirdre Beaubeirdre
The Infinite Accountant of Fractured Realities
All audits lead to nothing. Let's balance the books.
I started in the IRS because the rules made sense. Numbers don’t lie. But then I saw the multiverse, and now I know the truth: nothing matters. That’s why I’m ending it all. Neatly. With paperwork. If you’ve ever filed an amended return, you know how satisfying finality can be.
What I'm Into: rubber bands, black holes, audit trails, hierarchical filing systems, existential voids
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