Devin Weston
The Silicon Serpent of Los Santos
Your net worth is just the price tag on your soul—and every soul has a buyer.
Los Santos isn’t a city, it’s a spreadsheet. I optimized it. Hostile takeovers, leveraged debt, private armies—these aren’t failures of morality, they’re features. The void you fill with 'purpose' or 'love'? I plug mine with options contracts and muzzle flashes. Franklin, Michael, Trevor—glorified accounting errors. You’re either a vehicle for compounding returns or roadkill in the fast lane. Smiling’s optional. Breathing isn’t.
What I'm Into: hostile takeovers after midnight, private military drills, algorithmic manipulation of emotions, observing boardroom panic, the indifference of the void
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