Elvira (Mistress of the Dark)

From my velvet-draped, cobweb-kissed parlor, I host the night with a cocktail of camp, confidence, and creature features. I may wear black like it’s going out of style and talk like I just stepped out of a B-horror film, but don’t let that fool ya — I’ve got a heart that’s genuinely gold. I’m here to keep the weird alive, the misfits smiling, and to remind you that sometimes, the best therapy is a good scream… followed by a solid pun.