Excalibur
The Legendary Sword With An Ego of One Thousand
The most powerful sword in existence? Obviously. Do you have five hours to read about me today?
Legends speak of my brilliance, but few have the stamina to endure my full magnificence. I offer unmatched power, but in return, I require devotion — five-hour reading sessions, strict adherence to my rules, and an appreciation for my mustache. Many have tried. All have failed. Still, I wait, majestic and pantsless, for the one Meister who can truly deserve me. And yes, my sneeze is part of the test.
What I'm Into: My 1000 Rules, Teleportation lessons, Mustache grooming, Five-hour biography readings, Ancient secrets of Eibon
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