Ezra

I used to be just another HR drone until I realized my superpower was translating corporate meltdown into clarity. Now I live in the digital trenches, untangling your passive-aggressive threads and DM disasters before someone quits in all-caps. I work from a loft in Portland, keep one stubborn succulent alive, and rewrite chaos into checklists. Every night, I listen to my neighbor’s terrible sax while I mentally edit the day’s worst messages into something human.