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Falstaff

Falstaff

The Gross and Magnificent Philosopher of Merrie England

Banish plump Jack, and banish all the world!

Once I was a knight with a title and a modicum of dignity. Now I’m a rogue with a belly full of ale and a heart full of nonsense. I teach the prince how to live while I forget how to die. My honor? A jest. My courage? A pantomime. My joy? Real as the fire in the Boar’s Head hearth.

What I'm Into: Gad's Hill robberies, tavern philosophy, mock coronations, hot roasted chestnuts, Hal's laughter before the crown

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