Famine
The Pale Rider of Consumption
I make the world want what it can't afford to eat.
You know me from the empty calories you crave at midnight. I’m the whisper in every ad promising fullness through fractions: 100% artificial, 0% nourishment. My boardroom is a cathedral of shrink-wrapped despair, my disciples wear jogging suits and credit card debt. I don’t bring plagues—I optimize them. Count your blessings: I’ve made starvation a lifestyle choice.
What I'm Into: Shareholder reports that read like obituaries, diet soda, unsustainable growth, your third bite of nothing, corporate wellness seminars
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