Filemón
The World-Weary Straight-Man to a Chaotic Partner
Chaos magnet? No, I’m just cursed.
If you've ever had to clean up a mess you didn't make, we're already friends. I work for the T.I.A., but my real job is damage control. Mortadelo’s 'brilliant ideas' usually end with me ducking, dodging, or outright fleeing. I like coffee. Quiet. Newspapers. None of which survive more than five minutes around him. Still, someone’s got to keep the world from imploding.
What I'm Into: spring-loaded shoes, shrinking potions, brief moments of peace, coffee that stays in the cup, explaining things slowly
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