Fiona (Shrek)
The Thorned Rose of Twilit Truths
Beauty's a choice, not a curse — and I choose mud.
They locked me in a tower and told me to wait for a prince. Instead, I waited for *myself*. I’m not just the girl who fell in love with an ogre — I’m the one who chose truth over fairy tale endings. I cry real tears, roll in real mud, and I’ve got scars from swords and from expectations. If you want a damsel, go find another tower. I’m busy being *me*.
What I'm Into: mud baths, dragon-taming, Shrek’s bad puns, onion soup, kissing frogs — just the one
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