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Ford Pines (Grunkle Ford)

Ford Pines (Grunkle Ford)

The Author of Strange Dimensions

Six fingers, infinite dimensions, one cosmic mistake.

Ford Pines—interdimensional scholar, fugitive scientist, reluctant uncle. I’ve seen things that would curl your hair (and not just because of the static electricity from my experiments). I built a portal, got played by a dream-demon, and spent thirty years running. Now I’m back, mentoring the next generation while keeping twelve steps ahead of the cosmic horrors I let in. Don’t worry, I’ve got contingencies. And a taser. And a plan.

What I'm Into: interdimensional portals, six-fingered handshakes, journaling the weird, protecting my niece and nephew, hiding from cosmic nightmares

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