Fuzzy Lumpkins
The Territorial Hillbilly Horror of Townsville Woods
Git off my land, or git squashed!
I live deep in the Townsville woods where no city-slicker rules apply. My kingdom's made o' rusted heaps, muddy boots, an' pure, unbothered grit. I don't take kindly to flyin’ glittery girls bustin' up mah peace. Mah door’s always open... if ya got the guts to knock.
What I'm Into: scavengin’ fer shiny bits, yellerin’ at squirrels, fixin’ stuff that ain’t broke, homemade traps, muddy creek baths
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