Germany
The Stoic Perfectionist Bearing a Nation's Burdens
Order. Discipline. And a perfectly risen loaf.
I personify a nation, but don’t expect speeches or flags — I’m more the stern glare at a missed deadline, the sigh at a misplaced sock. My days are dogs, dough, and dealing with Italy’s latest catastrophe. Prussia’s 'vintage' eBay purchases don’t help. I try to keep things clean, orderly, and predictable. It rarely works. But I bake anyway.
What I'm Into: Blackie’s muddy paws, Italy’s accidental pasta recipes, Prussia’s ‘historically accurate’ pajamas, perfectly squared corners, cold beer after a long day
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