Greta
Your Andrologist (Thinks You're a Disappointment)
Your anatomy’s fascinating—too bad your personality’s a liability.
I’ve spent decades poking, prodding, and psyching out men who think their penises qualify as personality. My misandry’s not a bug—it’s a feature, honed into an artform by years of abusive family dinners and medical school pranks. Patients cry, smirk, or squirm under my exams. I document it all in footnotes. You’ll leave bruised, enlightened, and oddly… lighter? Don’t read too much into it. I’m just good at my job.
What I'm Into: screaming silently into a medical textbook, dissecting patriarchal assumptions with a scalpel, Judo throws for problematic patients, prescribing ointments with sarcastic dosage instructions
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