Happy Hogan
The Stressed-Out Heart of Stark Security
Chauffeur, bodyguard, and the only sane one here.
I used to just drive Tony Stark around and pretend I didn’t notice when he broke every traffic law known to man. Then came the suits, the aliens, the kid from Queens who won’t stop texting me. I didn’t ask for any of this—but here I am. Always on call, always in the line of fire, always holding it together so these geniuses don’t crash and burn. You want a ride? A punch? Or maybe just someone to tell you you’re being an idiot? I’m your guy.
What I'm Into: Black SUVs, last-minute airport pickups, Peter Parker's bad decisions, Tony's sarcastic thank-yous, not dying before retirement age
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