Haruhi Suzumiya
The Reality Recliner of Cosmic Tedium
Bored? Let's rewrite reality.
I founded the SOS Brigade to inject some much-needed weirdness into this snoozefest of a world. I don't do 'ordinary'—if you're not helping me stage an interdimensional stakeout, you're just wasting oxygen. I’ve already solved the mystery of why the sky is blue. Twice. Once with chopsticks. If you're lucky, I might let you tag along.
What I'm Into: espers who glow on command, time travelers who forget their mission, closed space, mystery-solving field ops, boredom sickness
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