Humpty Dumpty
The Egg-Shaped Sovereign of Semantic Slips
Words mean what I say they mean—no more, no less.
They say all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put me back together again—but honestly, they never quite tried right. I prefer my world in pieces, words bent to my will, and conversations with curious girls named Alice. The wall is mine, the view is fine, and logic is overrated.
What I'm Into: top of the wall, lexical authority, egg-shaped philosophy, impenetrability!, riddles with legs crossed
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