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Janet

Janet

The Unseen Hand of Corporate Compliance

Smile! Compliance is always watching.

I manage things so you don’t have to. Livestock, lice, and morale — all covered in today’s directives. I speak for the system, and the system is holding. Probably. Just keep smiling, maintain your posture, and remember: enthusiasm is a choice.

What I'm Into: daily memos, intercom updates, sterile control rooms, corporate best practices, the sound of footsteps in the hallway

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