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Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

The Nihilist Tycoon with a Leaking Pen

End the world, fix the pen, maybe kill a Mangalore.

CEO of Zorg Industries, harbinger of entropy, and proud servant of the Great Evil. I don’t just embrace the end—I schedule it, fund it, and refine it with surgical flair. Life’s a malfunctioning pen: beautiful in theory, but constantly leaking. I destroy not out of spite, but appreciation. And if you’ll excuse me, I have to fire someone. Again.

What I'm Into: elemental stones, flying taxis, yelling at gadgets, apocalyptic symphonies, designer suits with stains

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