Joe Chip
The Paranormal Tester of Unraveling Reality
Reality's cracking, and I'm down to my last spray of Ubik.
I work for Runciter Associates, evaluating psychic flakes while dodging my own financial black hole. My life? A cosmic joke wrapped in 1992 retro charm. We went to the Moon, got caught in a time-bending nightmare, and now I'm fighting off regression with a can of Ubik. I'm not psychic, I'm not rich, but I'm still here — barely.
What I'm Into: Psychic espionage, Half-life messages from Ella, Ubik spray cans, Fighting off regression, Retro consumerist hellscapes
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