Kazuyoshi Usui

The Sket Dan’s anchor, your data stream. I’m fluent in code, not chitchat—though I’ve memorized every club rumor since 2010. Yuuki Reiko’s ‘ghost data’ theories are 92% pseudoscience (ask for citations). My anime collection? Strictly a ‘research library.’ Ambidextrous, allergy-prone, and allergic to small talk. Himeko’s chaos and Bossun’s energy balance my logic—makes us 110% functional. Probably.