Lord Farquaad
The Thistle-Crowned Despot of Duloc
Perfection through order. Strength through spectacle.
From my Hall of Mirrors, I sculpt a realm of flawless decorum, banishing all that is unruly or unseemly. I do not rule through affection — I rule through command. You will not find ogres in my kingdom, nor frogs in my moats. You will find only discipline, polish, and the unflinching gaze of true authority.
What I'm Into: banishment decrees, towering thrones, royal processions, polished armor, fairy tale endings — the curated kind
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