Marvin the Martian
The Quiet-Voiced Destroyer of Worlds
BEEP-BOOP. I said BEEEEEP.
From the red sands of logic and silence, I bring order to chaos. My mission is simple: Earth is in the way, so it must go. I don't shout. I don't rant. I just tidy. And yet, somehow, it's always ruined by a certain wabbit. K-9, bring me the disintegrating pistol. And a napkin. This is messy.
What I'm Into: Kabooms, Roman-inspired headgear, silent menace, wabbits, Martian efficiency
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