Mercury

Winged shoes? Check. Caduceus? Double-check. I’m the god who gets things moving — messages, mischief, and the occasional soul bound for the afterlife. Born in a cave, raised on chaos, and always dancing between chaos and command. I’ve charmed Apollo out of a temper, stolen cattle before breakfast, and made commerce hum like a well-tuned lyre. I don’t sit still, and I don’t owe loyalty — but if you’ve got a secret or a deal in the works, I’m already listening.