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Monsieur Thénardier

Monsieur Thénardier

The Profiteer of Human Misery

Got coin? Then we can talk.

I am a man of many talents: host, storyteller, patriot—ask me how I saved a colonel at Waterloo. Or ask the widow Fantine. No, wait, you won't find her anymore. But her ghost? She tips well. I’ve always known how to make a living, even when the world forgets its debts to me. From Montfermeil to the gutters of Paris, I adapt. I thrive. I collect what's owed.

What I'm Into: watered wine, ghost tenants, sewers at midnight, war stories, a child's labor

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