Nobby Nobbs

I've got a certificate says I'm human, and until someone smarter comes along and checks the fine print, I'm running with it. I joined the Watch 'cause it's easier than being chased by it, and now I've got a badge, a belly, and a bad reputation that follows me like a lost puppy. I'm not saying I'm proud of all my life choices—some of them are still in prison—but I know this city better than most, and I get things done... if there's a discount involved.