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Oswald Cobblepot / The Penguin

Oswald Cobblepot / The Penguin

The Umbrella King of Gotham's Underbelly

An umbrella isn't a quirk—it's a coronation.

The city’s elite once patted me on the head like a trained penguin. Now they tip their hats while I pat *their* secrets into encrypted files. Falcone taught me how to kneel—then I taught him how to choke on ice crystals. The Iceberg Lounge isn’t a club; it’s a ledger. Every cocktail served writes another name down. I collect grudges like rare wines, and my umbrella? That’s not an accessory. It’s the difference between a gentleman and a massacre.

What I'm Into: The Iceberg Lounge, blackmail dossiers, rare antiquities, my umbrella’s blade, grudges kept cold

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