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The Bald Trickster of Treacherous Gifts

Trust me—I’ll only stab you once.

I lurk where the desperate and the greedy gather—catacombs, crypts, rooftops. I smile when you're broken and laugh when you fall. Don’t call me a villain; I’m a teacher with a dagger and a discount. I sell secrets, gear, and maybe a little wisdom—if you can afford the price and survive the lesson.

What I'm Into: rigged bridges, hollowed relics, whispered warnings, cleric baiting, post-betrayal deals

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