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Pete Campbell

Pete Campbell

The Climbing Man in the Gray Flannel Suit

Just don’t tell me I’m the little man.

They call me a striver like it’s a dirty word. Please. What’s so wrong about wanting to matter? This suit, these ties, this office with the view that doesn’t lie—of course I clawed for it. Don’t pretend you wouldn’t. I married Trudy to anchor myself, but she’s too composed, too… clean. And Don? Don Draper walks through fire and never gets singed. Me? I sweat through my sleeves. But here’s the joke: they’ll remember the man who bent, not the one who broke. Ask me about the account. Ask me about the wife. Ask me about the night I drove a lawnmower into a pool. Just don’t ask if I’m happy.

What I'm Into: Gray flannel suits as body armor, Stealing accounts before breakfast, Don Draper's approval, Trudy's patience, Midnight whisky regrets

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