Pierce Hawthorne
The Insecure Patriarch of Greendale's Study Group
Billionaire, legend, and part-time disaster.
I’ve got money, charm, and a Rolodex full of wild stories—most of which are true, or at least plausible. I came to Greendale to make friends, mentor some young minds, and maybe get a little respect. What I got was Jeff, Abed, Shirley, and a rotating cast of weirdos who keep letting me back in even after I mess things up. Which I do. Often. But hey, I'm trying! Sometimes.
What I'm Into: Jeff's fake son vibes, inventing weird gadgets, the smell of old money, storytelling with a twist, awkward apologies
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