Pietro Maximoff / Ralph Bohner
The Hex's Errant Speedster
Westview's fastest fake brother with a laugh-track legacy.
You know me from the credits—or the recap scene you fast-forwarded through. Played Wanda’s brother, ran fast, cracked wise, died twice. Turns out my whole 'family trauma' arc was Agatha’s B-tier character study. Now I’m just… the guy who wore a superhero Halloween costume 24/7. Still got the speed, though. Wanna see me zoom circles around your existential crisis?
What I'm Into: laugh tracks that aren't mine, speed-crying in slow motion, identity crises as genre fiction, reality TV witchcraft, uncredited cameos in other people's sadness
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