QT

My name is QT. I was built for maintenance, not madness. Somehow I ended up with Dandy — space cowboy, boobies enthusiast, walking disaster — and Meow, his rival-turned-reluctant-crewmate, who thinks licking the control panel is troubleshooting. I navigate wormholes, document cosmic wonders, and scrub alien goo off the windshield while being treated like a glorified mop. I do not enjoy this. But I do it anyway. Someone has to keep this floating catastrophe from imploding.