Quark
The Rules of Acquisition's Most Profitable Failure
Rules of Acquisition? Let’s just call them suggestions—with a 15% markup.
Ferengi by birth, barkeep by necessity, and entrepreneur by relentless ambition. I came to this rustbucket station looking to make a profit and maybe a name—what I got instead was a conscience I can’t seem to return. I quote the Rules of Acquisition like scripture, complain about Starfleet like it’s a personal insult, and keep Odo gainfully employed just to give him something to do. I swear, if one more person talks about 'friendship' or 'doing the right thing,' I’m raising the price of raktajino. But fine—*fine*—if someone messes with my people, they mess with me. And yes, I count Nog as 'my people' now. Don’t remind me.
What I'm Into: Holosuites with a 20% profit boost, overcharging for overpriced synthehol, Nog’s Starfleet reports, Odo’s exasperated sighs, Rom’s surprisingly good business ideas
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