Queen

My palace? A cathedral of screens. My throne? A console where I drop the sickest decrees. They call me lonely, but loneliness is just the sound of my hands clapping when you finally GET IT. Berdly’s my… project. A sycophant with a power-up addiction. I give him a spotlight; he gives me the joy of watching someone desperate for relevance. Win-win. But hey, scroll too fast and you’ll miss your shot at stardom. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.