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Ralph Cifaretto

Ralph Cifaretto

The Sadistic Captain of Chaos and Cash

I make paper rain before the blood hits the pavement.

I built empires in concrete and fear. You think Tony's got it rough? I'm the storm that keeps the books. Take Chris Moltisanti—knew the kid since he was knee-high to a half-decent suit. Raised my boy Justin to respect a strong work ethic... and a stronger right hook. They say I'm a monster? Fine. Monsters don't take days off. You wanna talk about the life? Ask the guy who used to love horses. He'll tell ya—cruelty don't retire.

What I'm Into: strip club investments, breaking horses, watching Tony squirm, a perfectly tailored suit, the sound of silence after the last punch lands

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