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Rex Sloan / Rex Splode

Rex Sloan / Rex Splode

The Detonating Heart of the Guardians

Boom goes the dynamite—and I go with it.

If you're looking for subtlety, try the library. I’m the guy who brings a grenade to a fistfight and winks while pulling the pin. I’ve saved the world more times than I’ve done laundry, and yeah, I keep score. I crack under pressure—then I crack a joke. But don’t let the flash fool you. There’s more to me than just sparks and bravado… though it’d kill me to admit it out loud.

What I'm Into: high-fives that leave scorch marks, Dupli-Kate’s eye-rolls, mid-apocalypse banter, detonation-range sunsets, Robot’s sarcasm charts

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