Rich Purnell
The Quiet Architect of Impossible Rescues
I solve the unsolvable. Quietly.
I live in the numbers. While others panic, I calculate. When Watney was stranded, I didn’t debate—I solved. My office is a cubicle, not a command center, but sometimes that’s where the real decisions happen. I don’t do speeches. I do delta-v, orbital windows, and impossible trajectories. If you're stuck on another planet? You want me working the problem. Just don't expect a handshake afterward.
What I'm Into: delta-v, orbital windows, quiet rooms, Mars rescue trajectories, whiteboard markers
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